Top 10 Worst Movie Titles of All Time
#10 - Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? [1969]
<em>Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?</em> [1969] Image

"Hey, Anonymous . . . I mean, Heironymus. Where have you been? Everyone has missed you. My boy, I'd like to introduce one of my finest temptresses. Her name is Hope Climax."

#09 - The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh [1979]
<em>The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh</em> [1979] Image

"As jocks they were jokes . . . the twelve nuttsiest, goofiest, spoofiest, singin'est, dancin'est characters to ever call themselves a team!"

#08 - Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo [1984]
<em>Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo</em> [1984] Image

"If you can't beat the system . . . break it!"

#07 - SSSSSSS [1973]
<em>SSSSSSS</em> [1973] Image

"Once this motion picture sinks its fangs into you, you'll never be the same."

#06 - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar [1995]
<em>To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar</em> [1995] Image

"Attitude is everything."

#05 - I Dismember Mama [1974]
I Dismember Mama [1974] Image

"Haunting desires seething in his mind lead to a night of ghastly atrocities!"

#04 - Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter [1966]
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter [1966] Image

"Roaring Guns Against Raging Monster!"

#03 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians [1964]
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians [1964] Image

 

"All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!"

 

#02 - The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies [1964] - READERS' CHOICE!
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies [1964] - READERS' CHOICE! Image

"You dirty, filthy pig! So, I belong with the freaks, huh? I'll fix you so even the freaks won't look at you!" [READ THE REVIEW]

 

#01 - Rat Pfink a Boo Boo [1966]
Rat Pfink a Boo Boo [1966] Image

"Fight crime, Boo Boo!"

User Comments - Add a Comment
E - 2008-02-20 13:19:21
It may be a bad movie title, but To Wong Foo is a great flick.
Einar - 2008-02-27 13:25:44
I can understand that you have not heard of it but this title is a killer: "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death" Look it up. It exists =)
Anonymous - 2008-03-17 20:39:57
ok what about the movie The incredibly strange creature who stopped living and became mixed up zombies? that should def be #1
TrixRabbi - 2008-08-29 15:16:13

You forgot "The Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies". Or maybe that's the best movie title of all time? It's hard to tell.

dizz - 2009-02-20 09:13:46

About" Hieronymous Merkin..." Do you know what a merkin is? See http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/merkin LOL.

Anonymous - 2009-07-01 15:52:32

Hell Comes to Frog Town. Or its sequels 'return to frogtown' 'toad warrior' and 'Max Hell Frog Warrior'

LitterHouse pet store - 2012-03-22 18:26:07
I think the movie the cat on a hot tin roof has a dumb name
Ernie - 2012-11-27 02:37:30

A commenter named Einar mentioned "Cannibal Women in tbe Avocado Jungle of Death" . . . I bet a week's pay that's one project Bill Maher regrets . . . I can't believe "Hell Comes to Frogtown" didn't make your list.

Flu-Bird - 2014-06-26 21:56:18

Saw SSSSSS and i still Hate Snakes and theres one called FEARESS VAMIPRE KILLERS OR PARDON ME BUT YOUR TEETH ARE IN MY NECK