Conspiracy - 9/11 Misconceptions, Rumors & Urban Legends - Flight 93 - World Trade Center

United States fighter jets shot down Flight 93 over western Pennsylvania. [Editor’s Note: Evidence strongly suggests passengers heroically took action against their hijackers.]

Some dude, usually described as a police officer, actually “surfed” the wreckage from the 82^nd floor of the World Trade Center as it collapsed.

CNN footage depicting Palestinians celebrating after the attack was actually filmed in 1991 during Iraq’s invasion of Kuwait.

Survivors of the World Trade Center collapse made phone calls from under the rubble.

Authorities developed a roll of film found in the wreckage of the World Trade Center that depicted a tourist on the observation deck seconds before the first plane made impact. [Editor’s Note: The guy is all bundled up like it’s in the middle of winter. Nice try!]

Approximately 4,000 Jewish employees of the World Trade Center stayed home from work on September 11 after getting tipped off about the attack.

ABC’s Peter Jennings questioned President Bush’s manhood on the air in the hours after the attack.

A list of possibly offensive or insensitive songs such as “You Dropped a Bomb on Me” are officially banned from U.S. radio stations.

Hindu secret agents of India plotted the attack to pit Christians against Muslims.

A car bomb exploded at the State Department on September 11. [Editor’s Note: Various media outlets reported this item in the immediate hours of the attack.]

The owner of a Dunkin’ Donuts somewhere in New Jersey burned the U.S. flag after the attacks. [Editor’s Note: Some idiot on the Internet started a boycott of Dunkin’ Donuts after hearing this rumor, which had no basis in fact. We’ve also heard the same rumor firsthand but we were informed that the locale was a Subway sandwich shop.]

A coded message embedded in a Microsoft “Wingdings” font predicted the terrorist attack. [Editor’s Note: And Bill Gates is Satan, right?]

A tourist took a photo of a UFO hovering over the World Trade Center as it was engulfed in flames.

Osama bin Laden is related to O.J. Simpson or is in fact “The Juice” himself. [Editor’s Note: We are extremely worried that they’ll bring bin Laden back ALIVE to the United States and he’ll be defended by one of those asshole Dream Team lawyers.]

The original title for head of Homeland Security was simply “THE ENFORCER.”

The face of Satan himself can be seen in media photos of the billowing smoke engulfing the World Trade Center. [Editor’s Note: It looks like the devil to us.]

Osama bin Laden once operated a topless donut shop in Uzbekistan.

President Bush plans to record John Lennon’s “Imagine” with new lyrics supporting the bombing of Afghanistan.

The terrorist attack was the work of space aliens. In addition, Bill Clinton and George Bush are both space aliens. [Editor’s Note: Check out back issues of The Weekly World News for more information.]

Rudy Giuliani was recently given the opportunity to remain mayor of New York City for the rest of his life.

Osama bin Laden once traveled to Beirut to receive treatment for testosterone deficiency. [Editor’s Note: For more information about bin Laden’s rumored “underdeveloped sexual organs” and his rejection by an American girl, grab a copy of the Globe, October 2, 2001.]

Occupants of the World Trade Center were warned to leave the building 45 minutes before the first plane made impact.

Approximately 30 rental trucks were missing from New York in the days after the attack, signaling that terrorists were planning a second strike.

Still embittered about the Florida election count, [the newly bearded] Presidential loser Al Gore masterminded the attack.

Osama bin Laden is an opium addict who is dying of liver cancer.

“Bonanza” is the No. 1 rated show in Afghanistan.

A U.S. military helicopter equipped with missiles was witnessed hovering around the World Trade Center 10 minutes before the first plane made impact.

A couple of Arab school kids in Jersey (or was it Pennsylvania?) told their classmates of the impending attack.

Osama bin Laden is the illegitimate son of Saddam Hussein.

The Swiss engineered the attack in a desperate attempt to raise the price of gold.

The folks at NASA requested that all Americans step outside their dwellings and light candles at a specified time so that a satellite photo could be made symbolizing national unity. [Editor’s Note: “I’d like to teach the world to sing . . .”]

One of the terrorists rented Black Sunday, starring Robert Shaw and Bruce Dern, three nights before the attacks.

Shopping malls around the United States are targeted for terrorism on Halloween. [Editor’s Note: This rumor was told to American girl by her Afghan boyfriend, who has mysteriously disappeared, according to rumor . . .]

Osama bin Laden’s younger brother, Nicky bin Laden, is a successful lounge singer in Vegas.

Israel’s Mossad secret intelligence organization was behind the attack. [Editor’s Note: This one is popular on the streets of Pakistan.]

After the Arab American owner of a convenience store was witnessed celebrating the attack, the driver of a Budweiser truck pulled all Bud beer cans off the shelves there.

A piece of rubble from the World Trade Center sold for $5,800 on ebay.

Video cameras were positioned in advance all around the World Trade Center to capture different angles of the terrorist attacks.

The water supply [in your town] is poisoned.

The four hijacked jetliners were actually operated by remote control without any crew or passengers. [Editor’s Note: This one is also popular on the streets of Pakistan.]

Osama bin Laden once dated Princess Diana.

A series of massive terrorist attacks was scheduled to occur in Boston on September 22.

The Australian Prime Minister canceled his trip to New York City after getting tipped off about the attacks.

An escaped mental patient danced around nude high atop of the debris of the World Trade Center before being hauled off by FBI agents.

The Illuminati - or any number of other secret societies - was behind the attack.

Osama bin Laden owns stock in gum Arabic, an emulsifier used in soft drinks.

Psychic tarot card reader Miss Cleo predicted the attack - two weeks after it happened.

BONUS: Nostradamus predicted the terrorist attack with the following quatrain: “In the City of God there will be a great thunder, two brothers torn apart by Chaos, while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb.” [Editor’s Note: Nostradamus was full of shit.]

Moby - 2007-10-06 06:46:10
I just nominated you for worst of the web. This site is definitely one of the worst sites i've been to in a long time. the material is stale like day old bread. i still don't get the al gore-turban connection. whatever it is it's still in poor taste, especially since 911. do you have no shame-no respect.

Newgen - 2007-10-07 13:35:44
The united states did give the taliban 43 million dollars . . . I suppose you are too lazy to verify this throough the new york times. After calling this a myth, I'm wondering how many other factual errors are on your website.

fredfighter - 2007-10-08 18:55:33
"The four hijacked jetliners were actually operated by remote control without any crew or passengers." It is also similar to the plot of the premier episode of "The Lone Gunmen."

Scara - 2007-10-21 23:48:02
Moby, darling, get over yourself. You can't have a list of 9/11 conspiracies before 9/11, can you? You shouldn't read things like this if your delicate little sensibilities will get in the way. This isn't supposed to be real. These are conspiracy theories, which are posted for amusement. This is a humor website. Don't take it so seriously.

Kae - 2007-11-08 17:38:19
Definately one of the stupidest web sites out there.. what an incredible waste

Jessica - 2007-11-14 09:51:16
I find it "ironic" that such a waste of a website, still compels people to dedicate seconds if not minutes or hours of their time combing thru it looking for a sentence here and there to pick apart, and then to actually spend more time in having to comment about it... I recently read that satire, and sarcasm, including both the proper use of as well as the comprehension of it are clear signs of intelligence. It would seem that the author of this clever site has a full grasp on that concept. It is almost a pity that surfers cannot be screened before trying to read something that they have ability to appreciate or comprehend as it was intended. Long winded and sorta rambling so short version, "Keep it up and thanks I enjoyed my time here and bookmarked your site... To all the haters... just click and move on...no need to point out you are not only an asshole but an ignorant one as well"

Julie - 2008-01-23 09:15:39
Yeah, what Jessica said. To be honest, this is one of my favorite sites! I love all of the cult movie stuff - great great great!!! Top tens are lots of fun too. Keep it up!!!

Ben - 2008-05-29 02:09:12
Kae - 2007-11-08 17:38:19 Definately one of the stupidest web sites out there.. what an incredible waste Ben - Probally one of the most ignorant post out there. what an incredible - Go fuck your self.

Butch B. - 2008-07-13 09:33:10
First of all, I think most of these are meant to be funny. They're NOT. Secondly, some more accurate theroies exist. Flight 93 was taken back by passengers. (none were recovered from the wreckage due to the Thermate charges that were loaded on the plane.) The pentagon was not struck by a plane. (in all likelyhood, the Pentagon was struck by a missle launched by one of our own planes. The plane that supposedly hit the building was probably shot down over the ocean.) Both planes that struck the towers were loaded with Thermate charges. (in fact, both buildings were probably wired with the same thing according to video evidence.) 911 was what is reffered to as a "false flag" operation and was ultimately perpatrated by OUR OWN GOVERNMENT in order to justify the passing of the Patriot Act and the war in Iraq. Watch the film "Zeitgeist"

DaxynX - 2008-07-14 23:27:35
Zeitgeist is a poorly-researched piece of shit. Read www.conspiracyscience.com/articles/zeitgeist/ Quit being a fucking tool.

Mobs - 2008-08-04 12:27:25
Im happy to see that i was not the only human alive to see that news footage of the Palestinians celebrating the attacks on 9/11. Unfortunately most people aren't bright enough to realize that was impossible because the footage was during the day as was the terror attacks. It was aired for a reason and from that moment on 9/11 i knew something fishy was going on. p.s. love the Sagan quotes. the isn't bad, ignore the haters.

Meg - 2008-08-14 17:54:53
good grief... if you think these websites are so awful then why bother posting on them?? you just make other people feel like shit and make yourself look like an areshole with nothing better to do than put down other people's work just let them get on with it? each to their own i say (Y)

faded glory - 2008-09-06 14:35:56

i find it hard to beleive that americans are so nieve as to believe the american government with all of their spies and all of their technology did not know that an attack was going to happen. the 5 w's may not have been known but there was enough info out there to know something major was going to happen. i still remember the feelings i had when i heard the attack was on. i am now an active duty soldier.

Fat one - 2008-10-27 22:02:44

U suck it!!

boomer - 2008-11-08 23:08:08

nominations for the worst website?! i just found this website today! its the greatest one ive ever been to, conspiracy, cult movies, and pro wrestling! its everything i ever needed rolled in one website!

james d evans - 2008-11-16 17:06:15

the PENTAGON [WAS} hit by a missile fried by a U.S. military jet. look at the hole in the side of the pentagon, nothing was found of a jetliner. No seats,NO engines, NO wings, NO NOTHING from a jetliner. look at the footage, the hole isnt even big enough for a jet liner.if you look at the footage,a silver streak from a missile was ACTUALLY what is was. WAKE UP AMERICA !

BuckMarley - 2008-12-09 10:29:42

What are you,some kind of double agent?You have a "Conspiracy" logo to click on,on this site and i find all this bullshit?Disinformation written all over this.Anyone with a properly functioning brain knows that 9/11 has so many holes,flaws,and blunders that even a blind man would know just by hearing that,that fateful day was nothing but terrorist in our own government and world.And since then,our liberties have been being snatched 1 by 1,preparing for the New World Order and the rise of the AntiChrist who will come from the Vatican,the time is short people. Oh yeah,and why isn't there anything about THE DRIVER SHOOTING JFK in the Conspiracy section? Prove to me your not a agent and leave this link on here for everyone to read and see,The Master Plan blueprint. http://www.maxexchange.com/ybj/chapter17.htm

it's not funny....at all. - 2008-12-09 16:41:18

ummm, yep...sure is a gas to make fun of a false-flag attack on US citizens....This page should have had all the reasons not to believe the official US government explaination...be WAY more interesting to me.....and factual.....you see, I've been a Structural Engineer for decades....I know evidence of controlled demolition when i see it...got some photo evidence hanging right up there next to my Diploma right now, so im not laughing at all....(9-11 = Inside Job).....We will never Forget.

Kel - 2009-02-16 18:32:38

For one thing, if you can't spell, then don't comment. It just proves what an idiot you really are! And does anybody really believe that the US government is organized (or smart) enough to pull something like 9/11 off? Not in a million years.

maunabowa - 2009-02-24 01:29:57

I held this sight in a much higher light until I ingested this section. Now, though, I distrust much of what I carried from this source. Check the facts.

Local broadcast frequency periodic elections - 2009-08-12 19:28:26

And Osama is supposed to be on dialysis so he ought to be easy to find. The owner of the buildings took out a new insurance policy on them just a week before. They let the Arabs left in the country fly home even while American's were still grounded, from Farenheit 9-11. And no one yet has even thought to put anti-aircraft guns on top of the Pentagon, which is about the easiest target to see from the air in the world. It's all the fault of them dam heathen infidel Muslims, lets' go get back the refineries that mean old Saddam Hussain nationalized and took away from our fine people loving oil companies. Ain't nobody going to take over a plane with safety knives and me on it.

Anonymous - 2009-08-24 08:09:05

haha those butthurt conspiracy theorists

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