"As Cooper chopped and mashed a watermelon onstage, someone handed him a crutch. Cooper continued mashing with the crutch, then threw the disgusting mess out into the audience followed by a mass of feathers. Thought Cooper, 'This group of dummies just sat there.' Later Cooper learned that the first five rows of the audience were filled with disabled fans. They couldn't move."

- Rock Stars Do the Dumbest Things

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