Billy Joel - Captain Jack [1973]
Piano Man
Captain Jack will get you high tonight | And take you to your special island | Captain Jack will get you by tonight | Just a little push, and you'll be smilin' . . .
"Billy Joel - Captain Jack" Video
Amateur Video
A rather comedic and depressing anti-drug anthem from Joel, who apparently prefers drinking wine - bottles and bottles of it at one sitting - and then driving home. According to legend, Captain Jack was an infamous Long Island heroin dealer. Other critics claim "Captain Jack" is actually slang for heroin.