Top 10 Movie Quotes About Getting Laid

"The first time I do it, I want her beautiful. I don't want to waste it on some beast." —Jonathan

“Three thousand miles just to get laid. I really respect that.” —Truck Driver

"Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid." —Brad

"From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!" —Kevin

"That boys needs to get laid . . ." —Joe

"I'm gonna get laid. Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus." —Pee Wee

“You know, when I saw ‘Bonanza’ the other day, something occurred to me. There’s those three guys living on the Ponderosa and you never hear them say anything about wanting to get laid. You never hear Hoss turn to Little Joe and say ‘I had such a hard-on when I woke up this morning.’ You know . . . they never talk about broads . . . nothing. Ya never hear Little Joe say ‘Hey, Hoss, I went into Virginia City and saw a girl with the greatest ass I ever saw in my life.’ Ya just see ‘em walking around the Ponderosa saying, ‘Yes, Pa,’ and ‘Where’s Little Joe?’ Nothing about broads. I don’t think I’m being too picky . . . at least once if they talked about getting horny. I don’t care if you’re living on the Ponderosa or right here in Baltimore, guys talk about getting laid. I’m beginning to think that show doesn’t have too much realism.” —Sam

"I'll fuck anything that moves!" —Frank Booth

"Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex." —Lewis Skolnick

“Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!” —Al Czervik

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