Top 10 Howard Stern Show "Wack Pack" Alumni

Underdog Lady Image

"Howard Stern ruined things for me but has never apologized."


Captain Janks Image

"Howard Stern says you're a fat pig, you know that?"


John the Stutterer Image

"Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks!"


Yucko the Clown Image

"I'm gonna be a fucking millionaire. I'm gonna bang a fucking million chicks."


Kenneth Keith Kallenbach Image

"Back in 1990 I wrote a letter to The Howard Stern Show explaining that I can do this trick where I blow cigarette smoke through my eyes . . ."


Jeff the Drunk Image

"Ahhhh, shut up you bitch . . ."


Miss Howard Stern Image

"World's Dumbest Stripper!"


Beetlejuice Image

"This is Beetle, he's bad as can and he knows he's the best . . ."


Crackhead Bob Image

"Dank you berry much, doogbye . . ."


Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf Image

"I'm not a midget. I'm a dwarf, you asshole!"


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User Comments - Add a Comment

David C - 2007-10-14 19:43:22
This is a damn good list. However, I got two things to say... Who's High Pitch??? Bye. for now.

vinny - 2008-01-25 18:51:32
Hank the Dwarf was a true fuckin' original and added a total burst of spontaneous energy to that tired radio show. My favorite memory was the time they set him up on a date with that black chick and they rode around in a carriage through Central Park. Hank was dressed as Superman and he passed out during the ride!

Monty Cigarette Burns - 2009-10-26 01:47:18

Met Miss Howard Stern. Her name's Andrea. Vacant stares. Vaccuum for pharmaceuticals and penis. And looks like a dog's scrotum when she's not wearing her war paint. What a waste of a great body.