Top 10 Worst Movie Pick-Up Lines

<em>Shallow Hal</em> [2001] Image

"Shhhhhhh . . . You had me at 'get lost'."


<em>Beerfest</em> [2006] Image

"I'm just lookin' for a little slap and pickle!"


<em>Valley Girl</em> [1983] Image

"Hi, I'm Fred. I like tacos and '71 Cabernet. My favorite color is magenta."


<em>Heathers</em> [1989] Image

"Save the speeches for Malcolm X . . . I just want to get laid."


<em>Leaving Las Vegas</em> [1995] Image

"I was looking for you tonight. I don't know if you've a boyfriend or a girlfriend, but I thought maybe we could get some dinner."


<em>Zandalee</em> [1991] Image

"I wanna shake you naked and eat you alive . . ."


<em>Showgirls</em> [1995] Image

"You got low self-esteem baby, you're a fantastic fuck."


<em>American Psycho</em> [2000] Image

"You're a fuckin' ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood."


<em>Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise</em> [1987] Image

"Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs."


<em>Shark Attack 3: Megalodon</em> [2002] Image

"But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"


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User Comments - Add a Comment

thomas - 2007-10-16 21:24:14
what about that infamous line in face/off by castor troy: "If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"

Nick Cage - 2007-10-20 23:10:01
What's up with all the Cage movies.

TTFK - 2007-12-30 00:24:59
"Girls who glide need guys who make them thump" - Jimmy The Saint (Andy Garcia) to Dagney (Gabrielle Anwar), Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead

Soren - 2008-01-23 21:10:58
Ahaha, I was SO hoping that would be #1. XD

Oliver Sakrajatsi - 2008-08-08 15:06:28
What about the cheesy pickup line from cool as ice? "Drop That Zero, And Get With The Hero"? That's definitely the worst

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