Top 10 Dumbest Song Lyrics Ever

nero - 2007-10-26 07:35:16
I'm sorry, none of those even come close to the staggering stupidity of: Abra-abra-cadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya ~Steve Miller

Need links to the full horror - 2007-10-26 08:57:42
After reading the list, for people to be able to appreciate the full lameness of the songs, here are the full lyrics (maybe just link these in the article?): Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit Only Wanna Be With You by Hootie & The Blowfish Sunglasses At Night by Corey Hart I've Never Been to Me by Charlene Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice We Built This City by Starship Pumps and a Bump by MC Hammer I Am... I Said by Neil Diamond Muskrat Love by Captain & Tennille MacArthur Park by Donna Summer Nice article by the way :)

Evil Roy - 2008-01-11 00:12:05
In "Why Can't This Be Love", by Van Halen the inimitable Mr. Samuel Hagar uttered this gem: "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time." 'nuff said.

Old Fart - 2008-01-18 08:22:24
For all of the "Old Farts" out there, how about "The Witch Doctor"? Oooh eee oooh ahh ahh, ting tang walla walla bing bang.

gwamba the BLS poseur - 2008-01-21 01:49:39
remember Dio?

BrendenTheMendicant - 2008-02-07 23:50:48
come on! "She's like, so whatever, | and you could do so much better | I think we should get together now..." Avril Lavigne

Dan A - 2008-02-09 21:37:16
I agree with all of them, with the exception of "I've never been to me." I think that song has some incredible lyrics. They do make sense and they tell a clear story.

dherkes - 2008-03-31 17:59:36
You forgot that catchy tune by Meatloaf "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad." A sample: You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach You'll never drill for oil on a city street I know you're looking for a ruby In a mountain of rocks But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding At the bottom of a Cracker Jack box

jussanuddername - 2008-04-12 15:33:03
How about just about anything from 'Yes.' "In and around the lake, moutains come out of the sky, they stand there. 24 before my love, I'll be there. And then there's Steve Miller... Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas...you know he knows just exactly what the Facts is...

Rich Yan - 2008-04-16 08:22:13
You could do a list of a million worst lyrics. You hear them, you accept them but if you really think about them you go "What the F does that mean???" Start with about half the Rolling Stones catalog.

The True #1: You're so vain, Carly Simon - 2008-04-23 21:22:25
And I quote: "You're so vain / I bet you think this song is about you" think about that for a minute

hey dude - 2008-05-02 15:08:01
I believe the the Hootie song is referring to the Miami Dolphins football team.

bobby"lovin gwamba"watson(of 5 finger death punch) - 2008-05-20 23:10:14
gwamba rules!!!! thats funny bls poser,not sure what that means,but GWAMBA rocks forget about dio...gwamba comes straight thru the heart!! b.watson

ZACK WATSON/WYLD!!! - 2008-05-22 15:17:14
gwamba is the coolest,but he did have a song title that was dumb. "3 inch light blue springloaded illuminated dash board jesus" and the ever cool but dumb titled "hey man whyed you hit me in the head with that bottle you son of a b@#$%" haha....VIVA EL GWAMBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROBERT!

ron sharp(detucks tv) - 2008-05-28 21:56:27
gwambas new song may be in the running. disco love!great song,but funny/stupid,but great! gwamba is in my top 10 fav's of all intertainers of all times!!!!!

lzrd - 2008-06-08 18:19:20
nothing can beat des'ree, life: I'm afraid of the dark Especially when I'm in the park When there's no one else around Oh I get the shivers I don't wanna see a ghost It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast Watch the evening news wouldn't you just tear that up and start again? or better yet, give up writing?!

Jake - 2008-06-29 13:46:53
Soja Boy

gavin afatica - 2008-07-21 21:25:22
GWAMBA 4 PREZIDENT!!!!! i think his lyrics are funny and inventive! best songwrighter to surface in years!!!! gwamba,check him out.. myspace/gwamba

bmthomps - 2008-08-22 22:33:19
seriously...no one else instantly thought of mmbop - hanson achy breaky heart - billy ray cyrus and the macarena - los del rio

smitty - 2008-10-06 21:23:57

how about the prince protege who came up with this lyric "oh you made such a pretty mess on my dress"

Lincoln - 2008-10-29 21:52:34

Riskay has a song called "smell yo dick" (seriously) - why you comin' home at 5 in the morning somethin's goin' on lemme smell yo dick. - funny as hell, but they are taking it seriously

Joomber - 2008-12-24 08:18:57

I've prepared linklist for this songs (there are lyrics&mp3 and video clips for some of them): #10. Break Stuff (Limp Bizkit) #09. Only Wanna Be With You (Hootie and The Blowfish) #08. Sunglasses At Night (Corey Hart) #07. I've never been to me (Charlene) #06. Ice Ice Baby (Vanilla Ice) #05. We Built This City (Starship) #04. Pumps In A Bump (MC Hammer) #03. I Am... I Said (Neil Diamond) #02. Muskrat Love (Captain & Tennille) #01. Macarthur Park (Donna Summer)

tweedle dee - 2009-01-13 04:58:05

Regarding #9 there's actually a song by Live called 'The Dolphin's Cry.' Wonder if that lyric inspired the song?

George Koshy - 2009-02-16 07:15:12

How about America's 'Horse with no name' I quote it here The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz And the sky with no clouds The heat was hot and the ground was dry But the air was full of sound I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

Steve K Norwood Pa - 2009-02-25 14:56:26

in the doobie brothers "south city midnight lady "He sings when the sun came night had fled and sleepy eyed i reached my bed i saw you there all sleepy dreamin there all covered and warm.maybe he should have sang when the sun fled night had came ,,,its a great song though ,,,,

(: - 2009-03-07 18:36:18

What about the song: What What in the Butt...?

omgsh - 2009-03-16 19:29:21

how can you forget this crap: Madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the ground

dushenka - 2009-03-19 12:14:59

Nothing beats this Sonny and Cher oldie: "The grocery stores, the super mart, uh huh/ Little girls still break their hearts, uh huh' And men still keep on marching off to war/ Electrically they keep a baseball score" Dumb? Uh huh!

Ron - 2009-06-10 22:24:41

and the entire Summer Girls song by LFO isnt absolutely retarded right?

Luffry - 2009-07-15 05:56:57

I work in a grocery store, and they spin the same 20 songs over and over throughout the day. As I was wrapping bread loaves the other day, Joey Lawrence's "Nothin' My Love Can't Fix" came on. Toward the end, he makes a feeble attempt at rapping, and says, "Ya gotta get away with me Ya gotta get away with me today Cuz our love has got to shine through And baby you got to see it too That we were meant girl me and you But lately you been acting Like I smell like a zoo (OMG) Philly zoo to be exact And hey Philly's my origin As a matter of fact But lets get back to the subject at hand Baby baby baby Oh you is back in demand When I look at you girl My heart goes right into a whirl And all I gotta say about the situation." Wow. Those are some STUPID-ass lyrics.

Gyre - 2009-08-04 13:02:52

"You're always in the way, like a beast on my back / Were you dropped as a baby, because brains you lack" -Anthrax, "Caught in a Mosh" "Grinderrrr, looking for meat / Grinderrrr, wants you to EEEEATT!" - Judas Priest, "Grinder"

Kendra - 2009-08-05 06:06:06

i think miley cirys or how ever you spell her name should be added..the song see you again the line "i'v got my sights set on you and im ready to aim." If your sight is on someone you are aiming at them.

Anonymous - 2009-08-07 14:05:51

What about Beck's Song Loser? It's a good song but has some very stupid lyrics. "In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat Someone came sayin’ I’m insane to complain About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt Don’t believe everything that you breathe You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve So shave your face with some mace in the dark Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park" I mean really?

Anonymous - 2009-08-10 11:12:05

You forgot, Athena by the who: What's stupider than "I felt like a pickled priest who was being flambeed. You've got me requisitioned blondie"

Mandy - 2009-09-04 08:55:24

I'd like to add Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You" to the list. Check this out: So we found this hotel It was a place I knew well We made magic that night Oh, he did everything right He brought the woman out of me So many times, easily And in the morning, when he woke All I left him was a note I told him I am the flower You are the seed We walked in the garden We planted a tree Don't try to find me Please don't you dare Just live in my memory You'll always be there Really, the whole, flower/seed/garden thing?

Chris - 2009-09-17 22:35:39

I've got the ultimte one-upper: "Strike up the band and watch the fireflies dance with silver moon sparklies" WHAM...beat that shit I think it's "kiss me" by the cranberries

Uh? - 2009-09-29 23:32:43

How did Do, do, do, da, da, da escape this list? Uh?

....... - 2009-10-19 20:43:24

this list is invalid because El Mudo - Chacarron Macarron isnt #1 seriously youtube it i promise ull agree with me like no joke that song is beyond stupid. seriously youtube google whatever i promise ull see. oooh n warning listening might reduce brain function and possibly make u retarded so yea listen at ur on risk..

Anonymous - 2009-11-05 16:32:50

i disagree break stuff kicks asss

dm - 2009-12-01 14:13:51

Cisco Kid by War: We met down on the fort of Rio Grande We met down on the fort of Rio Grande Eat the salted peanuts out of can Eat the salted peanuts out the can.....

Bransby - 2010-01-15 04:31:25

Don't really disagree with anything on the list but some notable British mentions: Manic Street Preachers in the song Kevin Carter: "The elephant is so ugly/ He sleeps his head machetes his bed" Now they are a truly awesome band but there's no way in hell that that line makes any sense to anyone. And Robbie sodding Williams, Angels: "Through it all she offers me protection, a lot of love and affection" you can actually see his chimpanzee face screwing up in concentration as he tries to find a word that rhymes with "protection", can only come up with "affection" then fills the missing syllables up with "a lot of". Twat.

Wimmy Jebb - 2010-03-02 11:47:40

Macarthur Park was not written by Donna Summer.

Austin - 2010-03-28 00:16:41

I love the mustache on the Captain's face. It kind of looks like a muskrat...a DEAD muskrat.

Sean - 2010-04-01 13:02:54

Nice list, and I'm surprised to see I know all these songs and didn't realize how dumb the lyrics were. Here is another list that gives some commentary to go with the dumb lyrics. http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-dumbest-song-lyrics.php

Ananymous - 2010-04-02 15:19:42

FACK BY:Eminem Ok, I'm done I already came twice You ain't gonna make me cum I'm all out of gas Not so fast Ah Your finger just went in my ass' Ahh that hurts take it out now Oh wait a minute put it back in In in in This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men I like boobs Boobs boobs Now See that gerbil Grab that tube Shove it up my butt Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole Oh yeah right there, right there Uhhh I'm cumming Oh yeah Fack I just came again Ok pull it out now Oh fuck yeah Wait he's not out He's still crawling around up there Oh fack I think it's stuck Oh but it feels so fucking good Now this is the STUPIDEST song in the worldd!

Korean Rum Diary - 2010-04-13 09:36:19

Obviously you've never been to Korea. They're obsessed with using English that doesn't make sense: "I wanna come to me girr." http://koreanrumdiary.blogspot.com

Blastrio - 2010-05-05 14:40:13

Nazareth - Love Hurts: "Love is like a flame, it burns you when it's hot"

Jay Arr - 2010-05-10 10:48:19

In the movie Hollywood Boulevard II we are treated to the tender sentiment: "I trust my meaning's clear, Or do I have to spell it? Romance is in the air tonight; I know 'cause I can smell it."

anonymous - 2010-06-06 22:41:57

Kiss me is sixpence none the richer not the cranberries

Phil G. Inman Sr. - 2010-06-11 16:09:26

Inagodadavita honey? which was supposed to be in the garden of eden honey.....nuff said!

DARK BEATZ - 2010-08-25 17:38:45

Actually Meat Loafs "Two out of Three Ain't Bad" The lyrics were very well written, and the fact that the girl was looking for much better treatment is what he is saying. No she will never find a Cadillac Coup De Ville hiding in a cracker Jack Box...or in other words the Grass is not always greener on the other side...Brilliant if you ask me... On a Side note the most awful lyrics have to be from Rappers Delight...The whole song is comical at best and stupid at worst no one raps about nasty tasting food....seriously? DUMB