Top 10 Bikinis in Movie History

Virginie Ledoyen in THE BEACH [2000] Image

". . . This is just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Americans always say to French girls so they can sleep with them."

Tie: Cameron Diaz & Demi Moore in CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE [2003] Image

"I just got so excited. When it's big like that I just love to ride it hard and rough."

Raquel Welch in ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. [1966] Image

"Travel back through time and space to the edge of man's beginnings . . . discover a savage world whose only law was lust!"

Jessica Alba in INTO THE BLUE [2005] Image

"Ask yourself . . . What do you want in life that money will get you?"

Nicollette Sheridan in THE SURE THING [1985] Image

“Three thousand miles just to get laid. I really respect that.”

Victoria Silvstedt in BOAT TRIP [2002] Image

"I must be dreaming. Somebody pinch me."

Ursula Andress in DR. NO [1962] Image

"Are you looking for shells too?"

Carrie Fisher in STAR WARS: EPISODE VI—RETURN OF THE JEDI [1983] Image

—"We have powerful friends. You're going to regret this."
—"I'm sure . . ."

Phoebe Cates in FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH [1982] Image

"Jeez! Doesn't anyone fuckin' knock any more?"

Jessica Simpson in THE DUKES OF HAZZARD [2005] Image

—"You know what's gonna happen. They're gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out."
—"That's why we love ya, honey."

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User Comments - Add a Comment

Eddie - 2007-12-22 23:28:38
There is no way a manly faced so-called female like Jessica Simpson could possibly be better that Phoebe Cates or Carrie fisher. Your list is stupid.

Devo - 2008-01-11 18:22:07
No Bo Derek????

Sean - 2008-01-15 08:19:02
Simpson at #1 is asinine. But I suppose that was required so people would comment.

Basuto9 - 2008-01-15 11:43:28
Any beauty list is obviously a matter of personal preference, so I've got to say Jessica Alba should be #1, just from that animal magnetism look of hers.

CrouchingBruin - 2008-01-15 12:03:30
Does half a bikini count? Then Halle Berry in Swordfish should be up there. http://www.naughty.com/news/Halle_Berry/Solo_Act/Halle_Berry_Swordfish_Boobs_Photo.php

irishvixen7879 - 2008-01-15 12:31:50
The only reason you put that pic of Jessica as number one is because her nips are so perky. Look at Demi Moore. The entire package is beautiful, not just perky boobies.

Andy - 2008-01-15 14:39:56
There is no accounting for taste.

David - 2008-01-15 17:01:52
Demi Moore's entire package is plastic.

jackpack - 2008-01-16 13:08:44
pheobe cates getting out of that pool is one of the best shots in any movie

Anonymous - 2008-01-18 04:42:09
Lol. Virginia Silvstedt Her name is Victoria Silvstedt. XD

roadrat - 2008-01-27 20:18:38
this list was obviously created by someone living in a very small universe

anon - 2008-01-28 12:37:22
these pore women have no shape. Just straight up and dowm. What happened to real women with curves?

Roger - 2008-02-17 13:31:35
Halle Berry in James Bond!!!!!

CJS - 2008-03-22 01:52:25
You say Jessica Simpson looks like a man, and think Carrie Fisher doesn't? Can I borrow those beer goggles when you're done with them?

ken - 2008-04-09 09:10:43
Simpson is rated way to high and how can you leave Bo Derek off this list. Kind of a disappointing list

brian - 2008-08-10 13:46:14
I'm almost certain that quote for #10 is from the movie "Before Sunrise" and not "The Beach".

Joejoejoe - 2008-10-03 20:29:42

How the fuck is Jessica Simpleton ranked higher than Phoebe Cates?

Anonymous - 2008-10-26 06:30:12

Well done on the quotes. That's effort to a cause.

ed - 2009-01-08 23:02:57

Phoebe Cates??? WHERE is she???

joe s - 2009-02-25 10:52:53

Goldie hawn in Overboard

Um. - 2009-04-13 12:03:04

How the fuck does Jessica Simpson beat out Phoebe Cates?