Top 10 Beer-Guzzling Quotes

Frank, OLD SCHOOL [2003] Image

"Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!"

Thornton Mellon, BACK TO SCHOOL [1986] Image

"Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out and then bring one every 10 minutes . . ."

Droz, PCU [1994] Image

"Okay, now it's true, the majority of students today are so cravenly PC, they wouldn't know a good time if it was sitting on their face, but there's one thing that will always unite us and them. They're young. They may not realize it yet. They've got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control."

Jack Torrance, THE SHINING [1980] Image

"God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer."

Steve

"I'll show you how to chug a beer, motherfucker!"

Gunnery Sgt. Tom 'Gunny' Highway, HEARTBREAK RIDGE [1986] Image

"My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together."

Red, THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION [1994] Image

"We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lords of all creation. As for Andy . . . he spent that break hunkered in the shade, a strange little smile on his face, watching us drink his beer."

—"I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer!"
—"I don't want a beer."
—"You're gonna have a fuckin' beer!"

Bluto, ANIMAL HOUSE [1979] Image

"Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'."

Bob MacKenzie, STRANGE BREW [1983] Image

"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh?"

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Andy - 2008-01-08 11:58:02
One of my favorites from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves: Friar Tuck:"This is grain... which any fool can eat. But for which the Lord intended, a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker, and glory to His bounty, by learning about..... beer."

Ryder - 2008-01-12 19:57:38
Ice Cold in Alex?

scratchme - 2008-01-14 22:52:35
And yet there are no quotes from Homer Simpson. The best one being, "Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Frank - 2008-01-20 14:29:34
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON."

notnotlickingtoads - 2009-01-04 20:17:47

My friend followed me in the ordering line at D'Amato's Pizza in Chicago where they sold twentyfive cent Tuborgs back in the eighties. We were on lunch break from work. "I'll have whatever he's having," my buddy told the cashier. Her eyes popped open- "You want SIX BEERS TOO??"

God - 2009-04-08 09:03:16

So I commend the enjoyment of life, because nothing is better for a man under the sun than to eat and drink and be glad. Then joy will accompany him in his work all the days of the life God has given him under the sun. Ecclesiastes 8:15 source: the holy fuckin bible

Jono - 2009-05-06 01:52:56

I'm pretty sure it's "I'll show you how to DRINK a beer, motherfucker." but I could be wrong.

Lafe - 2009-11-17 16:01:41

"Beer is proof God loves us." -Ben Franklin