Top 10 Best Movie Cameos

"Would you like to buy a monkey?" [Watch the video]

"Listen, kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes." [Watch the video]

"Have you ever seen what a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy? Now that you should see." [Watch the video]

"Reduco The Sensational New Obesity Slayer . . . In Just Four Months YOU TOO Can be Slender!" [Watch the video]

"I heard what you were saying! You know nothing of my work! You mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing!" [Watch the video]

"You hungry? Hey Ma! Can we get some meatloaf? . . . Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf! What is she doing? I never know what she is doing back there . . . Ma! The meatloaf! Fuck!" [Watch the video]

"Look, fuckstick, I'm incredibly busy. So why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass." [Watch the video]

"Is she right? Cause I know that's the popular version of what went on there. And a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was there. I wasn't here in a classroom, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him . . . While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs and listening to goddamn Beatles albums. Oh! Oh! Oh!" [Watch the video]

"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you." [Watch the video]

"Fuck you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name . . . You see this watch? You see this watch? . . . That watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here, close. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave." [Watch the video]

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